sea men

there is a secret world inside every drop of semen... read the comic.
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sea men: a hero's tale

art & story by:
martina fugazzotto

Comments

[Tyciol]

Well, whatever he manages to swallow while they make out will be digested down to their base components and may be reincarnated!

[Nikea]

Lol seaman was funny

[brandy]

One more thing :P You sure made a military scene funny and cute in this seamen comic...I'd love to see how you would re-make other war/military movies that originally give off a tense aura...

[Brandy]

This is cool...but a little creepy at times :S If I wouldn't taste my own snot (It came out of a body, didn't it?) then I guess I wouldn't taste someone's semen...but that's just me.

[no one]

omg sooooooo funny I wanna taste seaman

[xXQueenRamsesXx]

ahahaha this was actually cute
i can never think of sperm the same again.

[Destany]

LOL this was krazy and I was reading some of the comments (not trying to intrude anyones opinons) but if you actually know about the human body and know that some fluids can help you you might see the point of this but still LOL military thing awesome

[Courtney]

thats just gross...i mean nobody wants to taste sperm and juat having sex is bad for you.

[aseret]

that is so cute :) poor sperms... just when they thought they had it +lol+

[liz]

HAHAHAHAHHAHA. cute. :p

[manda]

that was gross.

[shawty24]

that waz cute but weird when they taseted the seamen.

[bree bree BREE BREE]

THIS TURNED ME ON SOO MUCH!

[ZombieBarbie]

That's ssoooo funny XD

[metamorphstorm]

Very funny, and cute. I like it.

[linn]

haha that was funny !
it was kinda weard though withe the sperm tasting !
but it was cute with the military stuff

[strokesfan1251]

HAHAHA That was soo funny i could read it over and over again. (sea men)

[wizodd]

Veryyy...interesting.

A sad tail of self-less sacrifice of gametes for reproduction of the zygote.

Brung tears to my eyes.

Gross? You are nuts.

Oral sex is the best sex ever invented. At least if you study and work out.

You figure that a guy would want you to suck on his penis and be there to catch the cum with your mouth, and not be willing to taste it himself?

Where's the story about gett5ing soaked from the face down by a good female ejaculation?

(Which, by the way, has caused a whole lot of women to be accused of peeing on guys--not truer, and probably not a bad thing anyway--healthy urine is sterile, used for washing wounds when clean water isn't available--though I haven't had the urge to try it./)

The sad thing for those who believe that all ovum should be turned into children, is that there is not likely to be a way to do that with every "sacred sperm" (a la Monty Python.)

Here's one for you.

An old girl friend of mine who worked as a massaues told me that she heard that you should start a new sexual relationship with a shared shower--to check for signs of disease, poor hygiene & such.

Whores don't do mouth kisses--much less sanitary to kiss the mouth. If you're going to (hey, sometimes it would offend people if you kissed on the other set of lips,) you can do your part to destroy tooth decay bacteria by rinsing your mouth for 2 minutes with bicarbonate of soda solution. The low acidity kills the buggers off, keeps them from reproducing and keeps your teeth solid. (Take a look at the people who chew coca leaf in the Andes. Coca is chewed with a bit of fire ash, which is also a base, it helps extract the cocaine and also chewing the leaves with ashes continually polishes teeth in a low-acid environment--I suspect that they don't even have the tooth decay bacteria.

Remember, only you can prevent too many humans from happening, so if ya just GOTTA do the deed, use a condom, go with anal or oral, but don't go the route the Sea Men want to take.

More Sea Men tails!!

There are so many other worlds for them to visit.

Mouths and asses and breasts and towels and pregnancy, and eutopic pregnancy. And the 99 out of one hundred fertilized ovum which self-abort.

Die, SeaMen, die!

[deja]

i think thiz comic waz disgusting, ☆{ エ }☆ mean lyk be real....whu wud leave "that" on there hand ughh..so nastii.....AND WHY THE HELL WUD SHE TASTE IT....THATZ EVEN WORSE!!!!!thiz comic was flat out nastii,,,except 4 the lil spermiez tehe:-D

[ixy]

Omg this waz ma funni ¤ LOLzZz ¤ .....I can't belive the gurl really tasted it that's nasty but funni mistly n the sperms were like abort mission it waz funni

[omgitsweetea]

a little gross
but it was okie

[Lily]

hum...GROSS!!! How gross it is to taste SPERM!!! The girl don't even know were the "Pee-machine" was...DISCUSTING.

[Sheeba Farella]

haha this was funny especially for that fact that she had the sperm on her hand throughtout the whole comic lol who would just leave it there? lolol ur silly

[Brittany]

haha loved the comic. it was funny. not too helpful but it was really entertaining to read lol :)

[La Bella]

No offense to the creator of this comic but i've seen better information sex peices than this in disney world.Yeah!No lie.

[Ally]

I liked the sea men but the in bed talk was stupid, she was talking to him like he was a retard. xD

[keena]

Lolita sweetie i'm 16 and i'll be seventeen on dec. 17th.....do me a big favor and never go into detail about your sex life to n e one ex cept your doctor,okay?
Besides your young, too young, to be preforming these types of acts let alone tell the world how you did it!Use this advice to be more discrete and help you bloom to a nice young lady!!!
This comment waz wit love all the way from chi-town!!!!

[syd]

love jennifer's idea, how about a comic on blow jobs? they're so...awkward...I'd like to know more.

[nina]

i loved it...
it was so cute & funny

[Gracie]

That was way gross

[delmaria]

wow that was wow

[jane]

Cool!
Well, in any case, I never had sex, only masturbated. Anyone here who's the same?

[FOR STINA]

WHO WOULD TASTE SPREM. GROOOSS

[Brandi]

Da girl said that she's a virgin but she was layin in the bed wit da dude and he aint have no bottoms on... yeah...Then she said that they dont kno that she's a virgin. She made it seem lyk virgins cant have sex and get pregnant. I only lykd the little sperms part. That was very creative.

[lilmizzdimplez]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[Kayla]

Hilarious

[Hippie]

Shortness1, no, you can only get pregnant if semen gets in your vagina.

[Samriddhi]

This is really funny, too funny...it felt gross when i started reading it bt eventually get to knw dat how ADORABLY FUNNY da sperms r...I felt so sorry for the mutated sperm.
I really liked the move u make, brought the sperms bfore us in a humurous way, never knw dere actually can b a leader inside dem. Haha.
TOO FUNNY!! u have a nice imagination!!

[Paula]

eeewww, dat was grooose

[shanteah]

this answered all of my questions

[Jennifer]

This was great. I loved it, cute, funny and good story. How did the semen en up on her hand anyway?
isn't there a joke about spermies freaking out about going the wrong way once they like figure out the girl swallowed? or maybe it was cartoon thingy too? I don't remember. but this sorta reminded me of that. I thought it was cute of her to taste the semen to make him feel better. I didn't find't it gross at all. It's not like it doesn't happen.

PS: how about the topic of a first BJ for a comic? that could be educational cause it get weird for the people involved.

[Cassie]

Loved it!! <3,,

[Garrett]

I thought this was so funny. I have been looking at this site for years now, and I still love it!!!!!!!!!

[Amber-chan]

Lol! I loved the comic. Mutated sperm made me laugh.

[cookie]

i loved this comic. felt bad for the mutated sperm tho, haha. you should make a comic about wut happens when virgins drink till they become the party jump off, so i can show it to my friend. haha

[oreo]

we should honor those soldiers tomorrow...on VETERANS DAY!!!!!

[hana]

i feel really bad for the sperm now

[shortness1]

wait so you can't get pregnate from like tasting sperm?

[Layla]

LOL if only sex ed was that light-hearted.

[ladeedah]

Aww that was great! I loved the way this comic was presented; so adorably informative :)