my ideal mate

wanna date martina? you have to meet some pretty strict guidelines...

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my ideal mate

art & story by:
martina fugazzotto

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[Me.]

all i can say to that last comment is.. w00t go bandgeeks!!!

[Jenny]

My perfect guy would have to be someone who, is good looking or at least cute, he would be understanding, and know me very well, he will have to like the same music as me(as long as no rap[sry rap fans] cause that's my least favorite), he has to be taller than me, someone who understands me,someone I feel comfortable around, someone fairly smart, has a somewhat interesting personality,and last but not least, he has to be able to tolerate and embrace my weirdness. It also wouldn't hurt if he loved me. ;p
I am flexible and is willing to make some exceptions. SOME!
lol good luck to me.

[Ash]

i agree with nicole except for the band geek

[BRAW]

i think that the reason that you cant meet anyone because your standards are too high maybe you should be a little less uptight more mellow and sweet but not too sweet because you dont want him to take advantage of you be tough but considerate nice3 but uneasy.

keep it cool ma ma

[RAchelbarr]

my perfect guy/girl would:
1.love rock music,
2.sing showtunes in the middle of the street,
3.be willing to wear funny hats for me
4.funny hats include traffic cones and trash cans
5.is not racist
6.is not sexist
7.is not anti-semetic
8.likes comics
9.thinks shoelaces suck
10.enjoys watching sucky old horror films
11.enjoys watching sucky new horror films
12.likes writing scripts for sucky horror films
13.will not scream my b-day present at my face
14.is not afraid to cry, but cant help laugh anyway.
15.will go and dance in the rain with me and not complain about their hair
16.likes j.d salinger
17.faviroute book is catcher in the rye
18.also likes steven king books
19.must help me dye my hair when needed
20.must not be called andrew either

not too picky

[Glassy Weather]

Hah, I also have sooo many requirements for ideal date... I think everybody has. And then we end with somebody who has 20-80 ,,mate points" (I love this term)... and that is good, because how would we feel with someone sooo ideal? I, personally would not like it - because I'm not ideal myself (blah, blah, blah, does anybody read this?)...
At least that what I think.
Great comix.

[Oasis]

It's very good that you think you deserve the best... then you surely won't get the worst!

[haley]

George bush's nose?!! ICK!!!

[Terra]

My dream guy:
He has to be a little dumber than me, hey! I can't have someone who's intellectually superior to me! *gasp*
He has to be more than 5 feet tall.
he has to believe thyat women are equal, and if not better, than men.
he MUST understand that girls have it waaaaay harder.
He must be in love with me.
He has to NEVER give me diamons or anything expensive on Val day.... something he made himself would be so awesome.
God, he had GOT to be able to make me laugh.
He has to be sweet.
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY He has to accept all of me: my nerdy side, my sweet shy side, my loud annoying side, my crazy side, and my perverted side. ;-D

[ashleigh]

me and my friend actually made up a poem type thing about this:

shaggy-haired
converse wearing
indie listening
beatles loving
skinny jeans
gorgeous accent
. . .
*pause*
. . . straight
thinks i'm funny
super witty
aviators
random as me
sensitive, but not gay
sings me songs
pouty lips
democrat
soulful eyes
rocker style

that's what makes me swoon.

we thought it was funny.

[chelsea]

Martina, I love your comics.

[Ginaaaaaaaa]

maybe you should meet my friend andrew, nicole.
hes a cool guy like that, and he plays hella sports.

[sarah]

I'd get any of those tattoos in a heart beat. Actually those are fairly close to my requirements. :p

[Trill]

Alright, let's see if I am your ideal mate:

1. Am I a REAL genius.
A: No

2. Am I passionate about karoke?
A: FOR SURE! Love shack baby...

3. Do I smoke:
A: Nope!

4. Would I get one of those tatoos?
A: YES! The dolphin one! (I love the references to HG2G)

5. Can I beat Super Mario 3 in 11 minutes?
A: No. But I can beat it in 13 on my Gameboy SP!

6. Professionally trained in the Shakespearean language, snorkeling, the french language and the xylophone?
A: Just french.

7. Is my name Jessica, Axel Rose, or Moonshine.
A: No! Yay for Sam!

8. Will I have lots of babies with you and let you name them.
A: Uh... I'll let you name our pets =D

9. Sweet smile with a 60 degree curve on the upper right edge of the lip?
A: No...

10. Do I like -insert all the movie titles-?
A: YES! Yay for Breakfast at Tiffany's ^^

11. Can I play over 400 folk song on the guitar?
A: Nope.

12: Can I build a camp fire?
A: Yeah!

13. Am I a human dictionary/theasaurus?
A: Not really.

14. Do I wear -insert shoe names-?
A: Yes.

15. DO I look like -insert picture-?
A: Unfortunately no. (Although I have to admit, I really don't want to have George Bush's notrils.)

16. Am I a trained chef?
A: No... but I like to cook!

17. Does your handwriting look like -insert pictre-?
A: Sort of... but not as neat.

18. Do I believe in your theories?
A: The guide has taught us the truth.

19. Will I dance with you?
A: YES! You should see the handshake me and my sister made....

Alright, my score =
10.5/23 or 45%

My ideal mate (top 20):

1. Is able to crotchet.
2. Is a better speller than I am.
3. Has a personality just like Doumyouji Tsukasa off of Hana Yori Dango
4. Enjoys watching hours of various J-Drama's with me.
5. Will fully participate with me for suck occasions as "International Talk Like a Pirate Day" and "Pretend to be a Time Traveler Day"
6. Will ballroom dance with me at any moment (this includes down the dairy isle at Safeway)
7. Will frequently burst into song for no apparent reason.
8. Doesn't care that I'm a terrible singer.
9. Will spend hours upon hours with me on MSN talking about nothing in general.
10. Plays 3+ intruments
11. Has an Irish or British or New Zealand accent
12. Frequently used the phrases: "Rawr.", "TERRIFIC TAP DANCING CABOOGLEEZ!", and "You know what? We should watch a movie!"
13. Enjoys watching all of my favorite movies with me. (Including 'Grosse Pointe Blank', "V for Vendetta', 'Rent', 'Chicago', 'Pirates of the Carribean', 'While You Were Sleeping', and others.)
14. Owns every single Beatle's album, ever.
15. Owns every season of 'Friends'.
16. Enjoys the smell of rain and whenever it starts raining pulls me by the hand outside so we can dance in the streets (as long as they're empty)
17. Their favorite sport of ALL TIME is Omnikin Ball.
18. Enjoys watching football and eating popcorn.
19. Refuses to spend more than 20 minutes with either of my grandmothers.
20. Enjoys cooking.

Well... I was bored.
That's why I did this.
XDDD

Anyways, I love the comic.
Keep up the good work!

[Cat]

Tell us if you ever find "him"? :D

Cat

xxx

[Cinderella]

Hey Martina,
What happened to your super hot boyfriend? I don't mean to be nosy, but I'm just wondering.

[Nicole9293]

My perfect guy would be someone whom I felt comfortable sharing my opinions, thoughts, and feelings with, someone who has mostly the same interests as me, at least somewhat smart, taller than me, someone who makes me feel beautiful, someone whom i can be myself around, someone who has been, is, and always will be there for me, someone who i can cry with, someone who i can laugh with, someone who doesn't think of girls as objects, or think about girls bodies more than personalities, and someone who is just all around nice. And, they have to be a band geek like me. :)