top ten reasons to masturbate

finally, there's something that rubs rachel the right way...read the comic.
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top ten reasons to masturbate
art & story by:
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finally, there's something that rubs rachel the right way...read the comic.
view comic:
top ten reasons to masturbate
art & story by:
rachel nabors

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I need to go to the bathroom and spend some time with myself.
Posted by: petra | Jul 03, 2009 at 05:45 PM
You could try using a sonicare toothbrush on your clit. It will give you an orgasm instantly!I masterbate whiel in the shower (sitting down). but since i have a full lenghth mirror i also get dressed in cute bra and panties and sit in front of it and masterbate too.this comic made me feel better about doing it too (im 15)
Posted by: Amanda | Jun 21, 2009 at 03:59 AM
I am 16 but have been masturbating since I was VERY young.
Posted by: Online pharmacy | Jun 16, 2009 at 01:50 PM
Good blog... thanks for this blog!!!
Posted by: Women masterbating men | May 22, 2009 at 07:01 PM
wow. This is amazing. I LOVE to orgasm. Is an orgasm when you touch your clot and then you get like spasms or something?? If it is than that's what I get. How can you make yourself cum when you're a girl??
Posted by: Austin | May 01, 2009 at 09:46 PM
Well, vibrator are for adult people and who knows what their doing. Some teens use it but some use it as a toy for something else.
Posted by: sex toys | Apr 29, 2009 at 05:59 AM
ya everything they say about masterbating is right and for sure if no one has tried it then you should
Posted by: LAviish | Apr 12, 2009 at 01:14 AM
OH EM GEE MASTURBATING IS FUN IN THE SUN
Posted by: FUNINTHESUN | Apr 03, 2009 at 05:19 PM
yesss! AMAZINGGG HE GAVE ME AN ORGASM
I LOVE MR.SQUEEKS!
Posted by: lalalaalal hi | Apr 03, 2009 at 04:53 PM
OMG HAVE YOU EVER TRIED PUTTING A MOUSE IIN YOUR VAGINA?
Posted by: lalla | Apr 03, 2009 at 04:51 PM
wtf. you are all disgusting.
Posted by: wtf | Apr 03, 2009 at 04:49 PM
I love that she goes to masturbate with a Harry Potter book when she has her "crimson tide." I laughed so hard at that because I've done it before! Best thing ever!
Posted by: KathyGurl13 | Mar 18, 2009 at 09:26 PM
I am 16 but have been masturbating since I was VERY young. I only figured out a new way to so that I could orgasm when I was around 12 or 13ish, but I have used my finger for penetration for the most part. I recently started using 2 cuz i wanted to see if i could-I had a HUGE orgasm... but i still only use 2 fingers every once in a while....sooo...where the heck can I buy a vibrator without drawing too much attention... i don't want to go to an adult shop-im a minor lol. plus i don't want my mom or dad to know. They wouldn't like it... and i mean AT ALL!!! please go to myspace.com/aylawalton to reply.
Posted by: Shayla | Mar 18, 2009 at 06:31 PM
some one on here brought up that mastrubation isn't against the bible- i just wanted to confirm that she is right-BUT the reason the guy got smote was that God frowned upon him pulling out because he wanted the people of that nation to have lost of kids and since the womans first hubby died it was his bro's JOB to get her prego and take care of her. in the bible its all about having lots of kids and mating like rabbits! lol. jkjkjkjkjkjk!
Posted by: Shayla | Mar 18, 2009 at 06:26 PM
WHOA! I am so glad that I am not alone I mean like all my friends talk about it like it's nasty and stuff so I figured only perverts did it and it made me a bad person! So glad I am not the only person makes me feel SOOOO much better!! Awesome comic :-D
Posted by: gurl | Feb 20, 2009 at 10:55 PM
do NOT put carrots or any food in your vagina. You will get infections!!!! If you are too nervous to buy a dildo, try clean pens (Not the side with the cap) and be careful! NEVER use ANY food. EVER.
Posted by: carly | Feb 07, 2009 at 04:00 PM
do NOT put carrots or any food in your vagina. You will get infections!!!! If you are too nervous to buy a dildo, try clean pens (Not the side with the cap) and be careful! NEVER use ANY food. EVER.
Posted by: carly | Feb 07, 2009 at 04:00 PM
i have mastervating quite a bit ever since i was 10 (almost 12 now) and my perants dont know, im starting to get bored of the norm (finger Zz Zz) but i cant buy a vibrotor at this age! if there and thing else i could use as a vibrator (not shaver plz) ive heard of..phones on vibrate, does thar work??? thanks-x
Posted by: thatgirl | Feb 01, 2009 at 03:58 PM
this made me feel alot better about it.
O_o
Posted by: RAWR | Jan 26, 2009 at 03:05 AM
ok wats up wit da shower head thing?? i never tried dat n i dnt think my shower head is removableso im a little confused about dat.
Posted by: starry | Jan 18, 2009 at 09:58 AM
what i do is in the shower i block the plug then let it fill up then i use the shower head on spray and sit down with cross legs and press it on my clit.. fast orgasm!
Posted by: ser | Jan 14, 2009 at 01:59 PM
good comic but regular sex is ok 2 if ur with a partner u trust and use protection. i don't get why rach is so against sex :( that feels pretty good too and u don't get a cramp in ur hand lol!!
Posted by: gem | Jan 13, 2009 at 11:21 PM
I LUV MASTERBATING! i'm 14. ppl try its fun
Posted by: hottbby44 | Dec 27, 2008 at 09:39 AM
I like rachel's writing style, but I don't like the way that she de-naturalized partnered sex.
It's not like it's wrong, either.
Posted by: rawrgirl | Nov 28, 2008 at 11:51 AM
omg!! i love masturbatin sooo much! but im tired of the fingers i wanna get a vibrator but im too nervous an my mom doesnt kno an im scared to put food up there too >_>;;(im 15)any other options?
Posted by: Pretty ladieh | Nov 27, 2008 at 09:04 PM
*i'm 12 almost 13 and i luv 2 mast..*
at first i thought it was wierd it's good 2 know i'm not the only 1
i'm getting bored with my way,any suggestions
email me at dees_daughter@yahoo.com
plz I'M HORNY
Posted by: meee | Nov 23, 2008 at 12:05 AM
I always thought that it was wierd that i masterbated because it is really frowned opon and i didnt think i was the ONLY one but on of a few . having all of you write these comments makes me feel a little better about it.
p.s who would shove the shower head in?
Posted by: nom nom | Nov 13, 2008 at 12:06 AM
oook......so the fact sparrow has safe-sex is wrong but rachel telling everyone she masturbates isn't? i realize it's natural but so is what sparrow does.....kind of makes rachel more of a hypocrite.
Posted by: elizaborden | Nov 07, 2008 at 10:45 PM
Woah... I never thot that there are ppl younger than me masturbating! Btw, I only rub my clit... I dun dare to put anything inside.. Well.. Im thinkin it hurts. Does it??
Posted by: pucker_up | Nov 07, 2008 at 04:17 AM
This is a great comic, though I wonder something, does anyone else have a hard time using their non-dominant hand. I'm a lefty and it is almost IMPOSSIBLE for me to get off with my right hand. I'm not sure if I've ever been able to, does this happen to anyone else here?
Posted by: Randomdude | Oct 11, 2008 at 05:09 PM
never masturbated
never thought about it
tho this makes me curious
Posted by: G | Sep 07, 2008 at 05:50 PM
AHHH!!! .this is a kinda scary comix,
but this is just my opinion,
don't judge me
Posted by: Jenny | Aug 22, 2008 at 05:45 PM
Teehee ^-^.
When I masterbate during my period, I don't sit in the bath tub ... I do it how I normally would.
Posted by: Summer | Aug 16, 2008 at 12:09 AM
Yes, I agree like I thought I was alone for a while but masterbating feels great!
Posted by: shannon | Aug 08, 2008 at 02:56 PM
wow I thought I was the only one my age that actually masterbated but I guess I was wrong...(I'm 12) This makes me feel a lot less guilty about masterbating! Yay for masterbation!
Posted by: kristen | Aug 02, 2008 at 05:11 PM
RACHEL WTF DO U DO WITH UR LIFE?! Sit on ur ass writing stupid comics about masturbation and talking cats? Don't quit ur day job and if this is ur day job, ur broke!
Posted by: i hate rachel | Jul 31, 2008 at 08:52 PM
i love that shower feeling its awesome =p. my boyfriend says instead of having sex we we'll just stick me in there and watch.its kinda funny. just dont have sex in a pool ppls or u sweet spot will get infected and ur mans doodle wont want 2 explore ur cave anymore xD
Posted by: Goodies | Jul 30, 2008 at 07:28 PM
@anna: Regarding if masturbation is a sin. Nowhere in the bible does it reference FEMALE masturbation. Male masturbation on the other hand is instant smite worthy according to Genisis. When this guy maried his brothers widow, slept with her for the first time after that, felt awkward about it so pulled out and spooged on the ground then POW smoted. I think that poor woman went through the entire family before one of them actually survived.
Doesn't bother me though seeing as I'm not Christian (grew up Christian, was almost confirmed then realised "Hang on, I don't really believe this, what the fudge am I doing?!" and backed out)
@girl: Bored of fingers but too nervous to buy a dildo? How about some phallic looking produce? A carrot, baby corgettes, eventually building up to butternut squash and marrows (j/k do NOT shove a marrow up your vagoo. Oh and when you're done don't put them back in the fridge, unless you really hate your family.
Posted by: easy phil | Jul 23, 2008 at 01:52 PM
i masturbate alot and it feels GOOD.to all of you who dont,TRY.also im glad to know im not the only one who says"vajayjay"or masturbate alot! XD
Posted by: Ciera | Jul 18, 2008 at 03:45 PM
Just to clear up all the nonsense about sticking the showerheads IN...
YOU DON'T! lol. whatever you do, don't try that, please.
It's merely for the sensation of the water on your vagina. helps stimulate your clit.
Try it, it's nice.
Posted by: Christy | Jul 16, 2008 at 03:28 PM
I like it when the bathtub is filled up,
and I use my removable shower head to full blast.
Then put it next to my opening underwater.
SO SATISFYING.
Tip: Better if you close your eyes.
Posted by: Jeana | Jul 10, 2008 at 04:15 PM
this is true it helped out alot now ill never do real sex till im married and i dont have to tell my mom(im 12 almost 13)
Posted by: unknown | Jul 03, 2008 at 08:16 PM
is using a vibrtor masturbating? i hate using my finger...but i use a vibrato to get an orgasm.
Posted by: private | Jun 30, 2008 at 02:42 PM
I never masturbate.. is that weird?
Posted by: girl88 | Jun 23, 2008 at 12:10 PM
to the girls that are not so sure about the showerheads, well i've read that its perfectly safe and to the ones that only rub their clits, you shud try putting ur finger. Promise! its WAY MORE satisfying.
Posted by: gurl | Jun 22, 2008 at 12:18 AM
so...omg i love this comic....its so true,i do it 5 times a day its the only way i can get pleasure.im only 13 and my parents dont know.its the only way i can get to sllep during the night. Its the only way i can get out of bed in the morning. and i agree you should put on a new comic about how to masturbate and the shower head idea was so great. but what if ur shower head doesnt work cuz its to big....
Posted by: private | Jun 14, 2008 at 04:10 PM
Okay, so i love masturbation as well and im glad to see that other girl enjoy it.
however...i have a problem I always rub my clit and it feels GREAT i absolutly love it...but ive never had an orgasim. and i cant. can someone help me? like..the feeling starts our small and builds..then dies down. no dramatic ending. HELP!
Posted by: yaya | Jun 14, 2008 at 12:40 AM
i'm 13, and i've been masturbarting since i was 10..i love it..but many people tonld me it was a sin..so idk..
and abiut the shower head..
you blast water ON the CLIT..
Posted by: Anna | Jun 11, 2008 at 01:40 PM
what i use in sted of a dildo is go to walmart or something and there you can get those CONAIR types of brushes that have that that squishy stuff on them-- omfg!! their awesome!!
Posted by: Acantha Rose | Jun 06, 2008 at 07:26 PM
#7... with the nosebleed... you got that from Wallflower.
Posted by: Taco | Jun 05, 2008 at 09:29 PM