i heart dudes!

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i heart dudes!

art & story by:
martina fugazzotto

Comments

[ausja]

that was a good comic kuddos martina

[Pot o' gold]

K love this comic but i thought that guys couldn't pee when they have an erection? don't that mean that a guy can piss inside you?

[Brandy]

What valuable information...you can teach a health class with this ^_^ And Juggalette please learn to spell >_>

[Keana1120]

ahaha
that was a nice comic
:-\
I'll never forget the information now......

[Pot o' gold]

what the heck juggalette wtf is ur effin' prob i mean seriously you've had effin' sex and since you said your boyfriend im suspecting you had it with an effin' penis so this makes u effin' uncomfortable geeze and besides i would think ur boyfriend would laugh and probably name his penis something funny geez get a life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

P.S only rzn this is so long is cuz im sick and have nothing better to do... love the comix by martina XD

[friendlystrawberry]

i totally love this comic.

[GG]

lawlz
i luv martina's comix, they always leave you somewhere in between awkward and laughing

[pandaz4eva]

So guys have pain too? And blood goes into their "manhood" ? It may sound disgusting but its true. thats life. thanks martina, love your comics

[Angel]

juggalette are you serious if your going to talk shit can you at least spell right i mean damn come on it just makes you sound dumb and illiterate and you read the comic to see the comments at the end that doesnt make sense why didnt you just check the comments are you really that bored wit your life

but anywho i love dicks wooo lol but another name could br stumpy lol

[krista]

....wtf..ur talking to a dick!??!

[Not given]

I think you all could just take this a little more light-heartedly and chill out. I think Marina (Martina? sorry i forgot) very eloquently and artistically expressed facts and quirks about the mysterious or not-so-mysterious to some male organ. I think it's a bit outrageous considering any age girl or boy can access this site but I appreciate her bravery nonetheless in drawing/writing about a taboo subject. For that, I commend her.

Penis of the Caribbean? YESSSSS.
Johnny Depp??? OH YEAH!

[ayanna]

people please grow up

[Goodies]

i love the dick jokes that was awesome! i love dicks 2 =D. call me dick xD. that was a very helpful comic. i knew all this but its nice 2 b refreshed once in a while.

[kikeii]

I LOVED the part of "making out with Jhonny Depp... mmm Jhonny Depp's penis..." Cause that's TOTALLY ME! LOL jk. It was soo funny!
oh and Juggalette:
All i gotta say is If you're pissed off cause of this... why'd you read it? If you wanted to see the comments just skip to the last page duh. And Sex is totally normal and natural... If it was a BAD/GROSS/NAUGHTY/etc. Thing... we wouldn't have the sex organs! No, even more... we wouldn't need bodies! If we were NOT to have sex... we could be like Amoebas or something... but we're not right? deal with it... Oh And I AM a virgin... but I'm WAY more mature than you for what i can see...

[Erika]

Great comic! ^_^
it's important to remember that guys can have some troubles too and that everyone's different.
<==3 twig and berries

[Courtney]

I love sex and penises, and I think that if you don't appreciate penises and respect them, then you can't possible have a good sex life with a guy. I pity Ms. Juggalette and her boyfriend for the uncomfortable encounters they must have.

[Chantel]

OMG! U ACT LIKE PENISES ARE SOME ILLEGAL THING!!! BOYS HAVE EM! HOW DO YOU THINK YOU WERE BORN JUGGALETTE!!!!!! BUILD A D@$% BRIDGE AND GET OVER IT!!!

By the way Martina, here`s another name,....
Water Gun

[patricia]

i think it's kinda a fair comment...
"i love sex" tee kinda makes her like a sex addict although of course that's not the point she's wearing it in this occasion hehe
i think it's a good sex ed
and i lurv penises :D
it's good to know the variety lolz

xxx

[J baby]

yo juggalette..shove a dick in ur mouth and shut the fuck up man..u ever heard the expression "keep your opinions to urself"? well i just bitchslapped that lesson into ur face so eat it! ur not a virgin huh? maybe u were raped or regret having sex with someone and thus said all u said..haha an d u have self-control? pshhh please if u had self control u would have the decency to keep ur ignorant preacher "think ur holy" thoughts to urself..honostly if u can let a guy stick a dick up ur ass i dont see how u can feel uncomfortable reading through little comic. o but if u just wrote that message just to mess with people and see wat they say good job homie i love messin with people too

PS. yes i was bored tonight and thus wrote a long message back to you lolz

PPS. i have a shirt that says "i love sex" on it ha HA! eat that, throw it up, and then suck it bitch. =D

ayy and they forgot one funny word: "birdie" lolz my parents call it that lmao

[ehehe_-^ . ^-]

plz juggalette save your comments 4 ppl that care! sex is natural so are penises and all of it is true.....its not disgusting! its life! the human body and we gotta find all this crap out sometime anyways! and dont say we should feel dirty 4 reading it.....SHOULDNT YOU?!? you read it like all of us

[GothGurl]

thanx 4 posting this. im glad 2 know what im getting into wen i gt oldr.correction: wats gettin in2 me!

[@]

Let me tell you Martina, you have alot of courage. I don't think many girls would make up comics about anything like that! Great job educating us on a sketchy subject!

[emily]

For somebody who loves dudes so much I'm disappointed you didn't mention uncircumsized penises. Theres a lot out the and if you meet a guy from Europe it's pretty likely that he wouldn't have undergone the procedure. In fact the U.S. is really the only country that still widely practices it.

[Milah]

The chick with the "I <3 Sex" shirt
makes guys seem bad.
IDK like what she said about blue balls?
Wtf? IDK if i just didnt get it but what she said about
dumping them was stupid.

But Otherwise, loved the comic.

And the different penises. lol

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[Terra]

hahahahahahahahahaha Martina you are so awesome! juggalette, FOR GOD'S SAKE CHILL!!! IT'S JUST A COMIC ABOUT PENIS'S!!! AND FYI STUPID, THE SHIRT IS A JOKE AND I DOUBT ANYONE BUT YOU FEEL GUILTY ABOUT READING THIS COMIC!!!! jeez loius!!! Okay.. I had my rant... I'm done

[angie]

um...juggalette you have some serious issues, and need to learn to spell. A boys penis is not gross its just part of him, and i thinks its good for girls to understand what guys are going through. SEX is not gross and wanting sex is not gross its normal and healthy. I liked this comic it was funny and informative.

Juggalette get a life!

[H]

Hahahaha, I'm suuuuure you're not a virgin with that attitude, prude. No, you're not even a prude, you're a puritan-- not comfortable with your own sexuality, and a b*tch to anyone that IS comfortable with their sexuality.

[kelly]

that was um.....different.lol

[SammJamm]

lmao! that was the best comic EVER!!!

[marina]

this was awesome and honest not "DISCOUSTING" at all. thanks martina!

[Ginaaaaaaaa]

yeah whoever wrote that bitch rant ....
why do you bother to comment or read these comics. dont waste your time on stuff you dont like. and stop bragging that your not a virgin and that your boyfriend would be pissed. i could probably kick your boyfriends ass and shove his ding a ling (propz to martina) down your throat and watch you choke.
martinas hella funny. i loved this comic. and if i were one of those sex ed. teachers at school, i would probably show it to my class. because it has a lot of important information.

[Meli]

to the person below me: uh huh im so sure thats the only reason you went through this comic! HAHAHAH my ASS. Anyways it was funny.

ps: [its disgusting] if your going to insult something do it right at least!

peace!

[juggalette]

you people are DISCOUSTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT THE F@#$ is up???????????
do you realy theink that a normal girl/guy can sit here and read that actualy feeling comfortable??!??
if my boyfriend read that he would be so pissed because all of that might be true but its truly DISCOUSTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i hope you all feal realy dirty after you read this espesualy you "boys" because you do not need to be reading anything with a chik holding a dick and wearing a shirt saying "i love sex" on it!!
i might not be a virgin but adleast i know how to control myself!!!
the only reason i went looking threw this comic thing is because my friend and wanted to see what stupid coments were at the end.

WHOOP WHOOP!! (@)^( YOU SICK PEEPS!!!
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[cory]

i have another. little man.

[Jessica]

i have another trouser snake addendum!

[)-(preteena)-(]

nice comic martina. but you forgot one name:
franks and beans!