i heart condoms!

it's the barrier of bad. the raincoat for love. the humping helmet. CONDOMS. read the comic.

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i heart condoms!

art & story by:
martina fugazzotto

Comments

[Crystal]

You're hilarious, Martina! And your boyfriend's not so bad-looking, either. ;)

Pot o' gold, that made me laugh harder than I have all week. The Sunday Dinner condom. It's like those Jelly Belly recipes, where you eat Strawberry Jam and Peanut Butter to make it like you're eating a PB & J sammich. XD

[Cookie]

Okay first of all people, learn to read, she never said penises are all the same size, she said that condoms stretch a lot (and they do, i've pulled a regular size condom over my entire arm....don't judge, my health teacher made me do it as an example for the class) But anyway just FYI, the different sizes are really only needed for width. The elastic at the bottom of the condom isn't as stretchy as the rest of the condom, and if its too small it can cut off circulation and make the erection harder to maintain (and i've also heard it can be really painful.) anyway, i love sex too!!! long live the pill/condom combo. but i'm not gunna lie, just the pill is okay too, just as long as you and your partner are not seeing anyone else and you're both clean =)

[Pot o' gold]

totally just thought of something and yeah it might be gross but if you did oral on a guy, you could get a roast beef flavor condom, a mashed potato one and like a gravy one or asparagus one or somethin and have sunday dinner! k sorry i was momentarily messed up but it was pretty informant
p.s no offense but we get that he's hot plz stopo reminding us.

[musiclover]

tmi juggalette. and i had sex before i was 18 dolly, and i absolutely loved it.

[kimmy]

omgee that explained alot!!

i loved this commic
and ya not to be all up on ur man but hes fine as heck!!
lol

:)

[hotstylez]

mmm... your bf is hot! yee-haw!

[saturne]

omg!!!!!!!! i want to try the female ones. eventhough im only13. no offense but i really want to c ur boyfriend.(naked)

[EME--><3]

hehe...i love these comics...but seriously...roast beef flavored condoms..gees!!...ideas ppl come up wit these days lol

[Jimmy_cudo]

wow i am 18 and this comic really taught me some new things. Seriously the women condom is freaky! those.

[pandaz4eva]

Now I just found out about something I really didn't need to know about. But if they hurt, then why use them?

[Kelly]

haha. i am 12 years old and a virgin... but,
the chocolate flavored condoms taste like S**t.
and the whole woman condom thing looks scary :/

but i just thought i would share
:D
thank youuu(:

[sierra]

ahahaha i loved this. it was funny and cute. and i love how your boyfriend just like randomly showed up in there every couple of pages. :]
lol thanks for the information. female condoms look freeakkyy deaaakyyy. ;\
thanks thoughh

[Jenny]

wow, that was helpful?...
idk I really really really don't think I'll have sex anytime soon,
but it was really helpful
(wow, that really didn't make sense)

[Summer]

Thank you for educating me =D.
And the female condom seems really, really scary ... I don't know if I'll ever try using on of those. I'm just very strongly opposed to sticking things inside me (so yes, that means I'm afraid of penises too). I've never tried using a tampon either >____<.

[Holly]

whoot whoo, condoms! they do so much! provide pleasure, protect against std, and help prevent pregnancy!

[camille goetz]

people seem to forget about STD's. You shouldnt only use the pill. the condom is like a barrier

Lets not forget about the condom!

[Pastafarian]

This made me laugh.Not only did you deliver the info in a non-scary way.You did it in a way that showed you'd had actual EXPERIENCE.Sex ed sucks because they teach it in a way that makes you terrified to even look at a guys' crotch even in the middle of winter and in five layers of clothing.....

[dev]

ok sorry but annother comment to dolly cause i read her post. guess what your body is ready for sex as soon as u first bleed because of mensus. so try agian darling, so long as ur not sleeping with ron jeremy and your not 2 ft tall your fine. let people do what they want and if there dumb enough to nbot use protection and get preggers at 14 then thats their perogitive. keep your views to your self when it comes to telling people what to do and not to do. free choice, free voice.

[dev]

ok once agian i hate to be a neucence(sp) but i think most of u have some slight mental slow down going on. yes the pill is wonderfull if you super well organized and can remember to take this little annoyance at the same damn time every damn day. plus it only prevents pregnancy.... hooray for stds u can get em ill pass. now the stats up here in the "wild north" aka canada are that condoms work 96% of the time with perfect use.... ok so these bad boys break tear and can really.. uhh obstruct the moment. but nothing is as reliable as the pill/condom combo, no babies no std's no problem. love

[Terra]

"it's like a little hat!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! THAT MADE ME LAUGH SO FREAKIN' HARD!!!

[Chantel]

haha, that was one heck of a comic =P 5 stars out of 5!!!

But some things I would like to comment on...
Dicks all come in different sizes, fat, skinny, long, short... Just like people! Were not all the same are we? well neither are dicks.
And even though condoms are great to use if your planing on being sexualy active. I think that your safer using the pill. Its 99% safe! If you wanna be REALLY really REALLY safe, then use both =P
*rawr*

[Sammy]

I loved this comic! It was hilarious and great information. Oh and Lora condoms fail only 86 percent(i'm pretty sure.) of the time and thats usually because of human error. Ha, this is like me though, minis the sex and plus a condom cape.

[lola]

according to my gynecologist
condoms are only 60% effective
i just thought you should know...
i think you're better off on the pill

[Woofie]

Do you really believe penises come in only one size? No, just like people, there are different girths and lengths. For that very reason it is important for a guy to actually check the size, especially with non-latex condoms (latex rubber has a bit of give). A snug condom is a safe condom; a TIGHT condom is a condom that's going to break. It's safer to go with the female condoms if you're not going to do some checking, and since so many people are deathly afraid of serious discussion about this very subject...

[dolly]

DONT have sex with your boyfriend if your under 18 and not ready for it. Basically if you're under 18, ur still too young because ur body isnt ready for sex yet and you dont want to risk getting pregnant. If ur under 18 and you really want to do something, then i suggest oral sex. its safer and fun for both of you. just be safe!

[sammy]

even though i'm a long way from 'doin it' that was entertaining and some what helpful

[celeste]

oh wow, that was like the greatest thing ever.
=]

[kira]

can guys even feel it when you give them a blowjob with a condom on?

[Tabetha]

This comix really taught me alot bout condoms, it was also funny the roast beef condom had me laughin... i'll foreva read this comix so when i feel im ready for sex i'll know wat to do wit condoms.... p.s the cucumber was awsome

[Jenny]

About the different sized condoms thing, it is for a reason, but it's not to do with length, its to do with width. My boyfriend can't use normal condoms as they are too tight, but it doesn't matter because i am on the pill, and yes we have both been checked out so we're ok with just the pill

[breanna]

yea i like it its very helpful when u do have sex have condoms gurls or u will mess up u life...serious...

[Tess Turnedon]

OMG this comic is like my life
i read it everyday before going to sleep
such a turn on
you guys should teach this at school or sumthing
and the whole pickle thing was like a great idea.
kthx.

[Jasmine]

well i loved dis comic
gave nice info about condoms.........
it made me laugh...but still it's a nice comic

[melo]

omg! i agree with you all sex is AMAZING i only had it once (its been a year) haha but its really fun ; hurts but pain is amazing (that way) hmm beef condom haha that was funny but ew i only like like grape but i havent gave oral haha. i just smelt it anyways your comics are cute

Love
me & your HOT boyfriend

[juggalette]

I AGREE WITH YOU "I LOVE SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
IT IS THE MOST FUN THING EVER AND FOR YOU WHO ARE STILL VERGINS IT HURTS JUST A LITTLE THE FIRST TIME BUT NOT SO BAD THAT YOULL START CRYING LIKE A BABY! LOL
THE THING ABOUT CONDOMS IS THAT SOME GUYS CANT FEEL THE PLEASURE OF IT ALL, I(WE) CAN THOUGH BUT MY B-FRIEND AND I DONT USE THEM CUZ WELL IT JUST SUX!
AND PLUS I ALREADY HAVE A 1 YEAR OLD SON AND IM ONLY 16 SO I THINK THAT I MIGHT JUST START USING THEM AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

WHOOP WHOOP!

[meg]

Thanks for making a subject like condoms much less nerve-racking!

[mymy]

it was really good it made me laugh but it still gave me important information and kept it entertaining which kno1 does so its good to come here and find these things out and not have to be embarrassed

[kristina]

omg...there were flavored condoms???
lol
nice to know..
Great comic!

[apple]

i loved this comic!
it was super fun and super helpful!
i didn't know there were diferent sizes!
oh well! any ways that was so funny!

[DD]

The cucumber Idea made me LOL SOOOO hard! So did the size-horse thingy. lol

[Melody]

this is really informative and i love the animations. u made me change my perspective of sex... i thought it would be scary but its really not that bad. actually its kind of funny.. i can't stop LOLing about the cucumber idea.