hickies suck!

ever had a hickie? know how to get rid of one?

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hickies suck!

art & story by:
martina fugazzotto

Comments

[Shar]

that juggalette girl is a dumbass lolol.
the comic was funny though - hickeys don't feel good for me at least :/ feels weird

[VALERIA]

IVE GOTTEN A HICKIE BEFORE IT STARTED LIKE THIS
I WUZ MAD AT MY FREND ND HE WUZ BEGGIN ME TA BE HIS FREND AGAIN ND SO DIZ WUZ IN ART CLASS ND MA TECHER AINT SAY STUFF SO HES ALL LYK IMA GIVE U A HICKE ND SINCE I WUZ IGNORING HIM HE HUGGED ME ND PULLED MA HAIR BACK ND HE STRTED SUCKEN ND BITING ND ALL DAT ND WOW LET ME LET U IT FELT SO GOOD WELL TO ME LOL I DO WANA GET ANOTHER ONE TO LOL ND HE STARTED FEELIN UP ON ME SO IM ALL LYK OOOOH OKAY ND SO WE STARTED U NO KISSIN DANM I GOT HORNY!!!LOL

[C]

I love receiving hickies! I don't like the mark, but the getting there is fun.

[pandaz4eva]

lolz, i've never had it done to me but me and this one guy (whos so mean to me) in 6th grade, were seeing who could make the largest raspberrys (thats what i call hickeys) on their arms. then, my mom told me its bad for you because the blood rushes to that one spot and i never did it again. the end
now wasn't that just lovely?

[Squizley]

haha yeya my bf gave me some hickeys, not too long ago he was doing this thing 'train tracks' he was like givin me hickies one after another so they ended up lookin like train tracks....i covered them with makeup but it kinda looked obvious.....i mean whose neck is sparkly? so i have a little necklace of hickies lol i gave up tryin to cover them tho. maybe ill beat myself senseless with a hairbrush.

[sofiaaa]

some girls are fucking idiots. It's girls like you, juggalette, that give REAL girls a bad name. Sorry that some of us are less conservative than others. To be honest, you're probably an idiot that has never gotten any.

by the waaaay, it DOES feel good.

[Anna]

My bf gave me a hickey like a month ago so I had to spend a week with people pointing, laughing, calling me a slut etc. which my bf thought was hilarious.

So the next time we're making out I decide to get him back... I thought i'd give him say one little hickey although i've got revenge on the brain so I go way overboard three of the biggest, blackest hickeys you've ever seen so the poor kid actually looks like he's been punched in the freaking neck or something.

Next time we get to class i'm looking forward to the public shaming he'll get, just like what I did. And what do you know... again I@M the slut. Everyone's all "Look what you did to him". Again he's the innocent victim of a slutty slutty gf.

HOW THE HELL DOES THAT WORK? Girls can't win. This sucks

[Kathryn ;)]

Jugalette or watever the fuck you callin yourself, fukin do one mate!! Haha its a fukin good job you not said that to my face or your head will have been smashed off every fukin kerb in manchester by now you fukin dog. I got em all over me it dont mean im a slag it just means that i kiss my boyfriend. Not like anyone would kiss you i can smell ur breath from ere u fukin angin tramp.

[Bridgette]

i wouldn't even argue with her dumb ass

[danika]

"Juggalette" or whatever you call yourself, just because you have hickies or like getting them doesn't mean you're a slut. I enjoy getting hickies from my BOYFRIEND of over 2 YEARS. God, you're so stupid, it doesn't surprise me you spawned from juggalos and juggalettes.

[kay]

the only thing that i found works is an ice pack deretly on the hickie....i had 3 really dark ones on my uper cheast..(to hid from my mom)...and i put an ice pack on them for over an hour..the got way lighter....and r almost gone.....

[me]

juggalette you are such a bitch! shut the fuck up! you are soooo effing mean! we don't fucking care you BITCH!

[kayky babe]

JUGGALETTE UR A STUPID ASS WHORE SO SHUT THA FUK UP U DUM ASS HATER!! AND ACTUALLY SPELL THA WORDS RIGHT BEFORE U TRY TO USE IT AS A INSULT TO ME OR ANY BODY U DUMB SLUT/HOE/TRICK/WHORE/TRANSVESTITE/BITCHH!!!!!

[ayanna]

u can get them off of u by putting ice on it or putting a spoon in the frezzer and then when its froze and cold put it on there cause all a hicky is is a blood clot from someone sucking on u making blood come to the surface under your skin

[claire]

awh i jst got like 5 from my bf he nos i cnt stand them !!! thats y e gave me so many and worst off all he pinned me dwn n i cudnt fight bk :@:@:@

[Popsicle]

I have a hickey as we speak...except I got mine from a GIRL. My GIRLfriend.
Gosh my mom was saying 'so is he a nice boy?'
Uhh...yeah...boy. lol.

[Patricia]

Huuuuuge fan!!!!

[Kendria]

Have you ever heard of the cold spoon techinique? Yeah, that doesn't work either.

[jackie!]

lol, now i want to trick my friends with the hairbrush trick.

[strawberryfilling]

Lmao Kwel Comic :]

[Sarah]

I Love Getting Hickies. I Dont Really No Why
I Give Loads To My Bf And He Shouts At Me Coz His Mum Goes Ballistic, But I Think Its Funny Haha
And I Sorta Like To Show Off To My Mates Coz They Are ( I No Its Mean To Call Them It.. ) Sorta Nerds Who Would Never Do That And They Get Proper Impressed. But Im Deff. NOT A Slut. Hickies Sorta Turn Me On Too Lmao, Is That Rong? The First Time My BF Tried It Was On My Boob, But I Think Maybe Coz Its Too Flabby or Summin It Wouldnt Work? Wierd. Maybe He Just Wasnt Suckin Hard Enuff. But Ahwell, The Whole Point Of This Is I Love Hickies

[JENNIFER]

This comic was so funny . ANYWAYS ! , alot of people have asked me for a hickey ... but i dont wanna look like a slut or anything
also i dont want to look like a fool and be "in-experienced"
what should i do? , and how excatly do you give a hickey

[Dylilah]

another way to get rid of a hickeys is by getting a spoon running cold water on it for 3 min.then place the back of the spoon on the hickey until gone.and by the way that was hilarous.

[Tati]

For me their gross but it definitely doesn't make you a slut. Hickies can not be any worse than kissing. Geez.

[smartie pants]

@ jugalette: agreed, you are insane. also, "tramp stamp" is actually a term that is used to describe tattoos on the lower back. not so original!!

[Anonymous]

@ juggalette: You are a genuine idiot.

[Keisha]

this may sound strange..but i really LOVE getting Gammies or 'hickies'. They feel great.

And to cover them up? Just before bed put a little Toothpaste on the affected area and leave over night. But don't forget to wash it off the next day.

XD

Enjoy

[kelly]

my ex boyfriend was REALLY in to the hikies so i can tell you some things.

frist off, the feel good. i mean really reall REALLY good! and they kinda trun you on.

next, i tryed hideing them, dosen't work. you LIVE with your parents!!! they will see, and yah they're NEVER happy to see them.

and last all you need to hide them as long as you can is cover up.

also theres another way to get ride of them but it only works for really light little ones. you get some warm/hotish water and dip a tea bag into it. then put it on you hikie till the tea bag isn't as wet any more then do it again till its gone.

[alyssa, bitches]

the best way to get rid of a hickey!!
prior to any of the steps, put a whole bunch of metal spoons in the freezer.

step 1: use the cap of chapstick and make circular motions directly on the bruise. [this may hurt a bit]

step 2: use a wide tooth comb [like what you use to rat your hair] and "comb" out the hickey.
do this a lot of times. ::cation:: this WILL cause redness.

step 3: grab a cold spoon and place it on the hickey until it starts to warm up.

repeat as often as needed!
BUT wait about 15 min between each set!

[marsha]

lol the end was hilarious!!!!!!!

[BowWowz.Wifey]

i need 2 kwn how 2 get rid of a hickie so mah sista gave me her foundation nd it workz

[Dylan[the girl]]

oh ive had like alot of hickies!!all you need is a little foundation!!

[Sabella]

Hmm, Logically the best way to get rid of a hickey would be to massage it for a while then you could try Martina's method of whapping it <3

If that doesnt work keep massaging on it and around the area, (your trying to losen the blood that 'they' have moved closer to the skin) it should eventually get lighter, then probs put some foundation on it ;P

from Tails

[Claire]

To actually get rid of hickeys, you could dab some cover-up over the spot with a makeup sponge, or put a band-aid over it and pretend it's a pet scratch.

And hickey's don't make you a slut any more than kissing does, although I do enjoy the phrase "Tramp Stamp"
:]

[nattyicedreams]

yeah i used to get millions of hickies when i was out drinkin from boys and my closest girl friends. it was all fun and games and i didnt even have sex. now i've had lots a sex. but u know what i haven't had a hickey in forever. but im 19 now. thats kinda a good idea lol. but idont think i've ever had a hickey associated with sex. hmmm

[Meli]

lol. hickeys DO NOT mean your a SLUT come onnnnnnnnnnnnn. Plus, whats wrong with that?! AHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

[Kelly]

I haven't ever tried it but i have always heard to scrub it with peroxide, and i know this sounds bad, but if they insist on giving you a hickey, your boobs are teh best place ;]

[juggalette]

if any of u freeks injoy hickies. then all you are doing is showing the world that u are nothing more than a SLUT!!!.
i mean sure ive gotten my shair of "tramp stamps" but that does not make me think that if an older man or woman looks at me and see's they will think that im becoming a woman. NO!!!
what it tells the world is "HEY LOOK AT ME IM NOT A VIRGIN I LIKE TO ACT LIKE A SLUT AND SLEEP AROUND AND THEIR IS A GOOD CHANCE THAT I HAVE SOME SORT OF STD AND I HAVE NO RESPECT FOR MY SELF/BODY AND I HAVE LOW SELF ASTEEM ADN JUST WANT ATTENTION.
when i showed up at school with my first "tramp stamp" i was so asshamed of myself because my "family(juggalos&juggalettes)" were just looking at me and saying things like, "how long have you been seeing thins guy? & if your not with hem that WTF are u thinking!!!
so from that moment on we ALL mad a promis to never show up with hickes again. then we just dicided to call them tramp stamps.

WHOOP WHOOP!! @ )
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[amber]

thanks martina, but that was no help at all...
i know exactly what you mean though! you're making out and then all of a sudden its just there!!

[Staci]

Yea so i have a huge hickie on my neck from my boyfriend and i wanna know how to get rid of it before my mom see's!! && the comic was funnie though

[sarah]

umm yeah. can anyone pllleeassee come up with a real way to get rid of hickeys!

I'm not slutty but my boyfriend thinks its funny. like making me a cheetah is funny.. ugh!

[RAVEN]

HA HA HA HA!