even marilyn monroe had cellulite

rachel's discovered she has dimples...and not on her face. read the comic.

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even marilyn monroe had cellulite

art & story by:
rachel nabors

Comments

[Ashley]

These comments made me happy and relieved that i am not the only younge one with "love dimples" lol

[Diana]

lol I usually wear black tights under skirts and stuff so I'm safe XD

[Meame]

oh my gaaawd i know I'm only 13 and I have ...ahem "love dimples (XDD)" and no one else in my PE class has ANY!!!!! So in the girl's locker room... yeah it kinda sucks

[Connor (HECK YES I am a girl!)]

IT'S NOT CELLULITE!

IT'S CALLED LOVE DIMPLES!

I WANT YOU ALL TO REMEMBER THAT! LOVE DIMPLES!

DIMPLES OF LOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVEE

that is all

[fabiola]

my mom saw tights and she noticed that cellulite was kinda like appearing but at school i see this skinny cheerleaders with cellulite so i dont worry about it.

ahaha mosh! mosh!

[Jenny]

wow, I loved this comix. I mean it's nice to know that at least the main character was one of those incredibly skinny chicks that seem to be the main characters in about everything. (no offense to skinny chicks)

[Liz]

haha. MOSH! MOSH!
i loved that part XD

[molly]

Did you know that Marylin Monroe was a size 14 or somewhere around there? Seriously! Think about that.
I LOVE this comic.

[Alexis Kenne]

Suffering from any cellulite problem should not be something that you run out and have surgery over and if you are considering doing so please make sure that you thoroughly research the risks first. Also make sure that you are going through a doctor that is board certified at what he does and always ask others who they might recommend. Cellulite can be reduced by changing some things in your life and doing things just a little bit differently.

[Alexis Kenne]

Suffering from any cellulite problem should not be something that you run out and have surgery over and if you are considering doing so please make sure that you thoroughly research the risks first. Also make sure that you are going through a doctor that is board certified at what he does and always ask others who they might recommend. Cellulite can be reduced by changing some things in your life and doing things just a little bit differently.

[Krista]

Yeah, I'm pretty skinny (I'm 5'4 and 110 pounds) and I have celluite dimples on my butt if I clench my cheeks. Beautiful, right?

[spactular1]

THAT SHIT LOOKED NASTY

[spactular1]

LOL (no homo) but it looked like cheeze on her azz thet shit looked nasty

[Blake]

lol
mmm...cottage cheese...*sees cellulite butt* OH GOD! MY EYES! UGHH, HUGHHHH *throwing up*.
That was kind of funny, that you would put a reference to a food right before you show the ass.

[The Edwardian]

Actually, cellulite, around the buttocks and thighs is so stubborn to get rid of, because the female body is "preserving" it for a very specific purpose.

When you train and exercise to try to reduce cellulite, the body will reduce your fat reserves -everywhere- else, and will only reduce the stored fat in the cellulite as a last resort.

The specific purpose? Breast milk.

The best way to completely eradicate cellulite is to have a baby and breast feed, or take the hormone that starts the lactation process. The body immediately processes the cellulite fat as part of the constituent of the fatty breast milk.

Case in point, my sister, and two other women I knew had typical cases of cellulite ("cottage-cheese thighs").
As soon as my sister and these women married and had their first child, the cellulite that had caused so much worry and angst in them previously, simply melted away.

I am not advocating that every woman and girl with bad cellulite immediately get pregnant (world is overpopulated as it is). However, if the cellulite you have is really, really, -really- bothering you, then I assume that it would be easy to start the lactation process, and the breast milk produced can be donated to a breast milk bank for babies that still need to be nursed.

Just some milk for thought... >:) >:P

[crinklet]

This comic made having cellulite a little easier.

[Logan]

marilyn monroe is the greatest!

[Cat]

Schnell SCHNeLL!!! :D

Great comic. Now that why I wear I don't wear mini skirts also it's too tempting for all the jerks.

Cat

xxx

[browneyed]

really cute commic i like that it shows girls who are so stuck on looks that not every one is perfect not even celbs so reall cute commic and great message

[twiggs]

my question is why is every1 so obsesed with fat! im skinny but even if i was a big girl i wouldnt care...and Marilyn Monroe rocks!

[Tyciol]

You must train him! Cats must learn to dance. Have him watch some Tokyo Mew Mew or something.

For anyone who wants to learn more about this stuff, I just discovered this new article about it on thie site I read. It's called Cellulite: The Definitive Battle.

http://www.musclewithattitude.com/readArticle.do?id=1822550

This seems like an issue anyone can have, even men. I'm guessing the reason it shows up more in women is due to possible estrogen links as well as fat (since females tend to have higher % fat), and maybe you pay more attention to how your skin looks. One doesn't tend to see dimpling around the bikini line while wearing trunks.

[Molly]

I so wish my cat could play DDR with me.

[Tyciol]

I disagree, that cat is awesome. Anyway umm... I don't like cellulite. I won't hate someone for having it (hell I have some) but that doesn't mean you should like it anymore than you should like a mole or anything. It is lacking a purpose.

[Nikki]

I thought it was good but she needs to stop listening to that cat he is just truble

[Emi]

great comix!

German-English translations for "schnell":

rapid
expeditious
fast
hurry
quick
quickly
rapidly
speedily
speedy
swift
swiftly
slippy
apace

[ceci]

that was the cutest comic ever! hehe, but yea, its true, magazines are all photoshopped so u cant compare urself w/them. :) really cute story!

[ceci]

that was the cutest comic ever! hehe, but yea, its true, magazines are all photoshopped so u cant compare urself w/them. :) really cute story!

[tati]

That made me feel so much better. I'm not the only one with a lil bit of cellulite. It's not a lot but I still feel self conscious ya know? Great comic.

[J.C. Blank]

Cool! My mom had cellulite, but it didn't "bum" her out! Pun intended! do you think Twiggy had it too? Love the comics, Rachel, and Tuna.

[msminna]

can you get cellulite on places other than your bum?

[Ivy]

Ummmmmmmmm... what?

O.o???

[me....]

what does schnel schnel mean?

[Jillian]

It's nice to know someone understands. :D

[Angela]

Dear Rachel the Great (and Tuna ;) ),

Reading your comics helped me realize and become more comfortable about myself and what I do.

Even though I'm 17... I feel that without your sweet little comics I would have gone through my awkward teenage years without seeing that almost everything I go through... is actually not that big of a deal.

Thank you for bringing your brilliant and wonderful ideas to the internet :>
I would have been so lost without these.

♥♥♥

[Cat]

Hi Rachel, I luv your comix! Especially the anti-cupid! This one was really great! You inspired me to draw manga! It's brilliant!

Cat

Bubi

Ps. My brother even reads the less girly ones (he doesn't read ones like Bush Gardens!)

[Myschief]

"Jump! Jump! Schnell! Schnell! Dance! Dance! Mosh! Mosh!"

[Katie Kaboom]

that made me laugh until the cows came home.

lol

[Megan]

Hah, this was great.
I loved the moshing part. That cracked me up (:

[Elizabeth]

I enjoy your comics greatly because they make me feel as if I am not alone anymore but I can see what others go through as well.. which gives me new eyesight on such things! Thank you!! XP Keep Drawing I love your art too it helps give me confidence on my drawings as well..=) Thank you Rachel

[Carolyn]

Heyy I kinda liked this.......... but I kinda didn't.... because it just told me something I alread knew. But I guess that's not your fault.... i agree with cranberrytuna!

[Bronnie]

RTG (Rachel The Great)!
I ADORE all your comix and every wenesday is sort of like a mini - holiday + cynicysm 4 me. This one is really good and particularly truthful. I love Tuna (my friend's nickname is Tuna, isn't that weird?) making you work out (the bit where he goes Schnell Schnell! made me laugh so hard)
Muchas gracias,
Bronita Davila

[Tay]

Show off your cellulite? Dude...HELL NO...but whateva floats yallz boats.

[yoyo]

THIS WAS BULLSHIT!!.....AND YO NIGGO!! WE HAVE SUMTHIN TO FIX AFTER THIS!!..AND U KNOW IT1 :d (SINICAL-SMILE)

[Sam]

I loved this! I was just thinking about cellulite actually. lol

[Anna]

Pretty awesome!

[Caitlin]

In reply to Tara, I think cellulites, like, where fat appears in bunches around your butt and thighs, so it causes it dimples in the non-fatty areas. Here, I'll Google it:

Cellulite: misshapen fat in one or several specific areas of the body.

[Mollie]

Rachel is the best! I don't even like that anime manga stuff but I LOOOOVE Rachel's comics.

[Kristie]

I loooove Rachel's comix! You totally rock, Rachel! All hail Rachel the Great! If you got cellulite, you should rock it! Love yourself!

[tara]

What does cellutlite look like? I don't think I have it.. is it all dotty and stuff? Ahh! So confused!

Oh... and must add, Rachels comics are becoming a weekly thing for me. Soo good!

[kate]

i'm convinced that if my cat could talk...
he'd be like tuna.
[with a british accent.]