confessions of a dork

she confesses some of her deepest, darkest secrets. find out what they are...

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confessions of a dork

art & story by:
adriana yugovich

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[Trill]

1. Sometimes I panic because I think my thoughts are being projected above my head from everyone to see them.
2. I secretly hope that someone EXACTLY like the comic book version of The Joker exists... and falls madly in love with me.
3. I don't believe in god.
4. I've never had a boyfriend.
5. I've told my friends that I've known a bunch of guys who have liked me when really I've only ever known three
6. Sometimes I want to move away and not tell any of my friends just to see their reaction
7. I have a Voldamort action figure on my fireplace mantle
8. If my grandma died tomorrow I'm not sure I'd be sad...
9. I've lied about my entire life to someone before.
10. I'm fairly positive my parents like my sister better than me

[Bethy]

1) I LOVE school
2) I play Sims 2
3) I my middle two on my left foot is longer then my big toe (Eww..)
4) My I never cut my two nails! (They're like 2cm long)
5) I would rather go on the computer than go out.
6) I go on internet shopping sites and then imagine i'm using/wearing it.
7) I don't go to sleep at night. I watch TV
Thats it I think...
Oh I do the cupcake thing to! And it tastes goooooood!

[Elise]

- i secretly hate my parents

[Eve Z.]

ok:

- i slept with 3 guys in less than an year after starting my sexual life
- i lost virginity at 21
- 22 and never had a job
- i like to pick my nose and look at my snots - oh yeeeaaaah!
- I like to pop my acne and look at it - even more high feeling!
- I like to play The Sims 2
- I like wayching cartoons
- I'm bouying W.I.T.C.H. magazine and my 12 year old cousin does this too...
- i like asking the cards and I believe in it.
- I like... have a date with a green-eyed guy at 5 pm. the cards told me some time that I'll meet a green eyed guy and I made the connection.

had enough? :D ;)

[Liz]

ok. confession time!!
-i think im bi
-i pick my nose sometimes
-i bite my nails
-i masturbate every nite
-i watch porn sometimes
-16 and never had a job
-only have had 2 bfs and they only lasted about 3 weeks
-im self concious about my weight, but everyone says i look fine
-i have a tutu and a tiara and like to take pics with them

i think thats all u need to know ^_^

[deb]

hey ppl here r some of my secrets

1-Last night i had some ice cream even though im on a diet and i prob went way off my calories
2-when im home alone i blast the jo bros and start dancing around the living room,even though i tell everybody i hate them
3-i still play with barbies(i hav a younger cuz)
4-i had a crush on a guy named chris in 5th grade and on the last day of school he made me cry by telling me to go die.and it prob will shock to hear that i forgave him and i might still hav a crush on him.i dont kno.(but i did call him all the cuss words i kno several times(in my head))yea i kno im a wimp
5-im a nerd even though im really popular9at least i think i am)
peace out lol

[Heath]

Haha.

1. I swear. My parents do not know this. My favorite thing right now is "Douche Bag".

2.I have never had a boyfriend.

3. Not sure if this is a secret-But I HATE real life "sweet moments/sad moments". I can not stand it at ALL.

4. -Not a secret, but felt like sharing this- I love anime. =]

5.-Not exactly a secret- When I'm home alone(not often. To many people) I blast "SexyBack". xD I live by old people.

6.Sometimes I actually forget to eat. Some times there will be days where all I eat is like a sandwich.

7.I am so paranoid that someone is watching me at ALL times. I can't just walk around the house in weird clothes without worrying that someone I know is watching me for blackmail.
xP

[Emily]

1.i've done this befor i just decided to do it again
2.i am an only child so i have a imagineary little 3yr old sister named leah hope
3.i do it w/ my pillow every night
4. i pick my nose and eat the boogers
5.my dads best frnd kissed me and my mom they think its just like kissing family but i find it uncomfortable!
6.one of my ex besties taught me how to have sex{we didnt do it together tho} (shes crazy i swear, she has mental problams or something)!

[Beth]

1.i pick my nose and eat it
2. i masturbate with my hairbrush or the remote
3.i do the cupcake thing
4.i really hate my pubic hair
5.i have a bf but my parents dont know
6.i pop my zits and eat the puss
7.i bite my finger nails
ad i am not a bi and i am a army brat

[paige]

my confessions are like, really common, even if u don't admit it, YOU'RE DOING IT!

1. Masturbate
2. Pick my nose
3. Makeout with the pillow at night
4. I'm also socially challenged =[ .. if i go to a party and dont know anyone, i'll stand in a corner until someone comes over =P
5. I find it easier to talk to boys than girls =S

i cant think of anymore =P

[sonia]

haha well i have confessions like that
- i pick my nose too! though i through them out... i only do this when nobodies looking ofcourse
- Most of the guys i've really liked, ive liked for more than two years, but never went out with them
- i do the same thing with my cupcakes.
- I like to pop my zits... especially when its the ones that fly out on to the mirrior, or stay in the same form.
- Sometimes i like to just climb trees... all day for no reason
- I dont like wearing socks. they make me feel weird.

[Brianne]

-I plan on being a virgin for life
-I make out with a pillow
-I have "sex" with said pillow
I get urges to jump off of buildings. Not to commit suicide, but to se if I can fly.
-I pick my nose and eat it
-I pick scabs, mostly to get scars
-I'm not bi, but I'd do Idina Menzel in a minute
-I change with the window open, in the hopes that someone would actually want to look at me naked
-I buy candy cane when they go on half-price in January, and eat them in the summer.

[marina]

there's MORE!!
-i love correcting people or telling them they're morons
-i broke the school toilet :S

[marina]

well i have TONS of confessions
-sometimes when i talk to other people on the phone and they talk too much, i watch tv or something and then i say "yeah" if i hear silence.
-i'm obsessed with that rubick cube
-when i like a song, i play it over and over and over again like 40 times.
-when i can't sleep, i imagine my wedding dress (that's so pathetic, but is boring enough to help me sleep...)
-i added myself in msn so that if nobody is online i at least have myself (:s)
-i secretly admire myself (mwahaha)

[liza]

oh yeah! sometimes i think im might be bi-sexual too! and that worries me a lot! not becuz is a bad thing, but becuz what my parents or friends cud think about me =$

[liza]

xD i love confessions
but for the girls that say they have low self esteem, i just wanted to say that ur a amazing and beautiful. sometimes i feel pretty bad about myself but i try not to be, so plz dont be it =)
..uh i think that sounded stupid but.. i just wish you could be happier with yourselves =)
luv ya!

[Nisa]

-I LOVE Anime, so if you think youre the only one who does, youre not. I cosplay as L from deathnote alot.
-I play video games as much as a guy would. I cant help it...
-I watch SciFi and the discovery channel as if its going to be cancelled the next day.
-Ive only had 3 boyfriends, those of which all lasted less than a month.
-I have the lowest self esteem ever.
-Its extremely hard for me to talk to guys, I just DONT KNOW what to say to them, and my friends MAKE me try to talk to them but its awkward due to the fact that I am so self-concious and afraid that they would make fun of me for trying so hard.
-I am always depressed and emo, though I try not to be.
-If I have a pimple or a cut or something I cant live with it. I end up popping it or peeling the scab.
-People are scared of me at school because they think Im evil.
-I have alot of boyish personalities, although I DONT dress like a guy. I burp out loud, I trip over myself, I bite my fingernails and alot more.
-I would never wear pink or a skirt if my life depended on it.

[mrs dj dangaaa(:]

My Confessions:
1. i masturbate.
2. i've never had a boyfriend.
3. i'm extremely self concious.
4. i weigh more than my mom does.
5. i've thought of running away.
6. my mom has called me fat and ugly before.
7. i'm depressed constantly.
8. cute boys never like me.
9. i do the muffin thing also(:
10. i think im bi-sexual.[and my mom would FREAK if she knew.]

those are my confessions.
i'm sure theres more, but i prob just cant think of them at the momment(:

[liza]

mY confeSsions
~ im still virgin (18 yo)
~ i masturbate
~ i make out with my hand
~ i might be in love with my best friend but i think he isnt good lookin so i just cant admit im in love with him
~ i talk to myself at loud..i still have an imaginary friend..she doesnt have a name, but shes fat and wears glasses
~ i ignore cute guys, specially if i like em
~ i used to throw up everything i ate when i was like 15, but stopped bcuz my mom was suspecting
~ i cant quit on smoking
~ i like to get drunk, really..
~ i absolutely hate when ppl spell my name wrong..is Liza, not Lisa or lissa or Lizza
~ i have only had one bf..and he was ugly..
~ im addicted to playing ragnarok online, and i kinda suck at pc games
~ i love biology and chemistry
~ i hate my pubic hair, i have a lot (gross)
~ before sleeping, i always imagine im with this really hot guy, who is my bf, and we are making out or having sex
~lately, this guy has been Beto from my classroom..

well, i culd go on..but thats enough already :)
xx

[j]

picking my nose, not ever having a REAL job or boyfriend, not really having alot of guy friends and ignoring guys usually (unless I'm laughing at/with them), loving stupid "pre-teen" dramas, finding this year's AI guys not just cute but actually sexy, masturbating, I'm afraid of 1) bees 2) my apendex rupturing 3) clogged toilets, and other not-so-much-confessions as much as bad/stupid secrets.....
I know, weeeeeeeeeeiiirrrrrdd.

[Mary Kate]

1. I love the feeling of walking barefoot through wet grass.
2. I pick my scabs
3. I like being offensive
4. I would rather read a book then to go out
5. I find sleep to be unnecessary
6. Even though I am the oldest of all my friends; I am the least mature
7. I am 17, and have never had any sort of job.
8. Both my pinky toe's lack a nail
9. I like to watch people while they drive
10.(This is awful, but I was young! Like six years old!) I use to tell my grandfather different names when he would ask who I was. He had alzheimer's and could never remember who I was.

[K]

please tell me these things are made up to make the comic more interesting

[J.J]

I Loooooeve the cupcake!
Its great! :D

[mia]

10. I look at my poop before flushing to see how much I pooped
9. I've never had a real boyfriend (I'm 20)
8. I'm obsessive-compulsive about grammar and syntax
7. I've always dreamed of being a mermaid
6. I watch anime
5. I can quote anime lines in Japanese
4. I cosplay
3. I like Chemistry and Biology
2. I like to read (and can understand to an extent) scientific journals
1. I love to play Dungeons and Dragons

[Terra]

1. Every guy I've ever liked wound up with a prep
2. I absolutly love anime
3. I love school
4. I have more fun at my best friend's house watching anime with two other friends than going to hawaii
5. I completely freak out whenever I get a B.
6. When I like a guy, I completely ignore him. (Sad, I know)
7. I would NEVER wear a pink (or any other girly color) skirt to school.
8. My most recent crush has an affro and big glasses.
9. My favorite song is "Oh Oh Oh Sexy Vampire"
10. I LOVE to make an idiot of myself. XD

[Dominique]

My confession is that~i curse behind my parents back~I get jealous alot~and at night i make out with the pillow~and talk 2 myself

[Dominique]

I am not a dork, but at my school I am known as "the nice one." I talk to anyone whose anyone, an me very kind to them.
*But I do have to say~dat picking your nose part and putting it on the seat and desk........was pretty disgusting

[Emily]

um okay heres my confessions:i pick my nose but i do not flick it... i EAT it,i am very unsafe sometimes like i have a kinda boyfriend i met in a chat room,i fanisize about david archaletta from american idol i think he's soo hot,sometimes i brag..i mean everyone does it its natural but i do a little scratch that out a LOT, i am an only child so i pretend that i have a little 3yr. old sister named leah hope,i curse behind my parents back,i am 11 years old and i wanna have sex i want to so bad that i do it with my pillow. well thats about it!

[deveney & clarissa]

We r totally best friends! We,I(clarissa) guess, r sort of dorks too!We both eat the wrapper of the cupcake,and we sleep with stuffed animals. However,....the cloud thing thinking crap looks like a butterfly is super GROSS!!!!!!!!! (Deveny)And the pickin an flickin is sooooooooooooo funie!

[Gingie]

HAAHAAHAAA
I am a dork but not that bad

[Hippiesque]

I DON'T fantasize about my first boyfriend... blehh...

[Crysta A.]

I am amazed that someone other than me does the cupcake thing! LOL.

[Krista]

Hahaha, you're funny!

[Nona]

Okay, secret time...I go to bookstores and read books I want, (full through, even if it's like, 500 pages) and then leave. Ooh...hardcore...

[Erica Ann]

Bahahah! i do alot of those things.
But one thing i defiantly dont do
is fantazie about my first boyfriend.
Ugh,as if!

[Emily]

Yeah I do some of that (except the alternate to cloud watching). I got a TY dog covered with pink hearts from my mom when she went away when I was in grade 5. I broke my fingers when she was gone and thats why Lovsey means so much to me :). Also Miranda I've had since before I was born she belonged to my mom.

[erika]

i'll totally give one: my most prized possession is my stuffed elephant named Dilly. he's 3 & 1/2 years old and has been since i got him when i was 7. sometimes when i leave for trips i tell my husband "remember! if there's a fire, you are to grab my briefcase and Dilly! that's it!" then he says "what about my stuff?" "leave it! just get the elephant!"